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Home / Articles / Opinion / The Ocho /  Private Club Membership Scanners
The Ocho

Private Club Membership Scanners

By Bill Frost
Posted // February 9,2009 -

Eight commercial scanners being
considered by the Utah Legislature
should driver license info be voted to
replace private club memberships:

8. Drunky Spotter 5000?

 

 

7. the lil´ Violater (a division
of Diebold)

 

 

6. Ronco Privacy Parrot tM

 

 

5. Microsoft totalitarian? for
Windows

 

 

4. DataSucker 2.0 (a division
of WaddoupsCo)

 

 

3. Homeland Security
Junior Officer kit?

 

 

2. RectalSpy? Implant System
for PC & Mac

 

 

1. Constitution B-Gone! tM

 

BILL FROST
frost@cityweeky.net

 
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