Eight not-yet-spoken-for cosplay costume ideas for Salt Lake Comic Con’s Fan Xperience this weekend:
8. The Cleavage Avenger
7. Garfield, with optional lasagna cannon
6. Hal Hydra, “Accountant” of S.H.I.E.L.D.
5. Ira Glass
4. Captain ’Merica: The Tea Party Soldier
3. Tiffany Lannister, suburban Westeros dental hygienist
2. Dark Knight/Big Lebowski mashup BatDude
1. Make something up and say “It’s an anime character you obviously know nothing of.”
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