Eight more shutdowns currently being eyed by caring Republicans:
8. Dog daycare: “Get a job, Daisy.”
7. Public transportation: “You know who else liked buses and trains? Hitler!”
6. S.H.I.E.L.D.: “Wait, it’s not real? Shut down Starfleet, then.”
5. Mental-health facilities: “It’ll cut into Fox News’ viewership, but we’ll take the risk.”
4. Home brewing: “Support ‘Merica and go buy some Budweiser, hippies.”
3. Homeland Security: “That show’s not going to get cancelled; don’t worry about it.”
2. Kickstarter: “Do we even have to explain this one?”
1. Education: “Sen. Mike Lee barely graduated high school, and look where he is now.”
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