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Last Summer To-Dos

8 items to check off of your summer to-do list before the end of August

By Bill Frost
Posted // August 28,2013 -

Eight items to check off of your summer to-do list before the end of August:

8. Hire someone to wear other half of horse costume to pull downtown carriage.

7. Find out what “twerking” means.

6. Propose legislation to end “twerking.”

5. Find banal show to replace NBC’s latest gay fall sitcom (KSL 5 programmers only).

4. Transfer vinyl music library to digital, then to cassette, then back to vinyl for warmest sound possible.

3. Sign family up for Sean Hannity’s “Sail Away From Obama’s Socialist Hellscape” vacation cruise.

2. Shower. Maybe.

1. Read and then re-read this week’s fantastic, insightful, award-worthy City Weekly cover story.

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

 
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