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Royal Baby Mania!

8 fun facts about the new Royal Baby

By Bill Frost
Posted // July 24,2013 -

Eight fun facts about the new Royal Baby:

8. He has an adorable “999” birthmark on the back of his head.

7. Unfortunately, his hairline has already begun receding.

6. Fortunately, Britain has approved use of Children’s Rogaine.

5. He weighs 8 pounds, which equals $12 ‘Merican.

4. He’s already booked appearances on Graham Norton, Ellen and Maury.

3. He hasn’t said anything remotely quotable yet, frustrating British press.

2. Resident City Weekly Brit Stephen Dark hasn’t given a statement, either, frustrating newsroom press.

1. The BBC has started production on new comedy series The Fresh Prince of Cambridge.

Twitter: @Bill_Frost

 
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