Eight lesser-known Utah colleges and higher-learning facilities:
8. The Romney Institute of Political Science & Hair Sculpture
7. Torrey Tech
6. DeVry College of Full-Release Massage Therapy
5. The Norville Rogers School for Canines & Trust-Fund Hippies
4. Kerplunk! Klown Kollege of Kanab
3. Utah College of Applied Theology
2. Ghost Hunters Polytechnic at Willard
1. The City Weekly College of Unpaid Internships & Journalistic Enlightenment