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Crazy Eyes Bachmann

8 possible Newsweek thoughts

By Bill Frost
Posted // August 10,2011 -

Eight possible thoughts running through Michelle Bachmann’s mind on the latest Newsweek magazine cover:

8. “Are you there, God? It’s me, Michelle!”

7. “This is going to be sooo much better than that idiot Palin’s cover.”

6. “If I undo one more button, I’ll turn those homos around.”

5. “But what about the lesbians? Being a thought leader is hard.”

4. “I can’t wait to have an intern read this article to me.”

3. “This is for The Celebrity Apprentice, right? Where’s Mr. Trump and Lil Jon?”

2. “Should not have worn the thong today—it’s creeping up faster than the debt ceiling. Oooh, remember to write that one down …”

1. “A minimum-wage photographer wouldn’t make me look crazy … would he?”

Twitter: @Bill_Frost | BillFrost.tv

 
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Posted // August 9,2011 at 21:40 Hardy har har! Is that really the photo? Yikes.

 

Posted // August 11,2011 at 08:07 - She looks like a prototype for a Sesame Street muppet! Terrifying!

 

Posted // August 9,2011 at 22:50 - That's the actual cover. Instant comedy.

 

 
 
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