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Jon Huntsman 2012

8 presidential campaign slogans

By Bill Frost
Posted // June 21,2011 -

Eight campaign slogans being floated for Jon Huntsman’s presidential run:

8. “Huntsman 2012: You’ll Believe in a White Billionaire Republican Again”

7. “It’s Morning in America. Sunday Morning, to Be Exact”

6. “Only One Mormon Candidate Can Get You Tickets to That Broadway Show”

5. “Ready, Willing and Able to Flip on Immigration, Abortion and the Gay Thing”

4. “Attention Television Viewers: This is Not a Centrum Silver Commercial”

3. “Not a Xenophobic Nutjob (But Willing to Choose One as a Running Mate)”

2. “More Qualified to Negotiate America’s Surrender to China Than Any Other Candidate”

1. “I Got More Booze Into Utah—Imagine What I Can Do For a Free Country”

 
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Posted // June 26,2011 at 17:21

Number 1 should be his slogan. FOR RILLZ!

 

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Posted // June 24,2011 at 15:03

Methinks ajones might have lost his sense of humor. Because this IS funny stuff!

 

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Posted // June 22,2011 at 08:10

How about "Jon Huntsman: he's not THAT Mormon."

 

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Posted // June 21,2011 at 22:46

I disagree, this is funny shit

 

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Posted // June 21,2011 at 12:23

More like, bored member...

 

 
 
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