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Flood Watch!

8 nicknames for the spring flood

By Bill Frost
Posted // May 16,2011 -

Eight media-approved nicknames for the potential/impending spring flood:

8. “Not-an-Avalanche 2011”

7. “Slightly Less Dangerous Raging Waters”

6. “Slightly Less Dull 2012, Minus John Cusack”

5. “Wet Threat ‘11”

4. “Splashtastrophe: In 3-D”

3. “Damp Scam 2011: Flood Hoax”

2. “The Great State Street Juggalo Wash”

1. “Clusterflood ‘11”

 
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Posted // May 15,2011 at 23:41

The end of days... of being dry.

 

 
 
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