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Orrin Hatch Forever

Eight potential campaign slogans for Orrin Hatch, running for his seventh U.S. Senate term in 2012.

By Bill Frost
Posted // January 24,2011 - Eight potential campaign slogans for Orrin Hatch, running for his seventh U.S. Senate term in 2012:

8. “Are you better off now than you were 35 years ago?”

7. “Building a bridge to the 18th century”

6. “Yes we can. Right after the early-bird special.”

5. “Fighting for the life-sustaining virgin blood of your children since 1977”

4. “Clarification: Orrin Hatch does not feed on children. As far as you know.”

3. “A solid foundation for a solid future and a solid stool”

2. “A whole year younger than that Bob Bennett geezer”

1. “Republican. Mormon. Incumbent. Understood?”

 
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Posted // January 24,2011 at 13:49

Someone told me the other day even life imprisonment is a temporary situation.Orrin's here for.... well however long, and gone tomorrow, his legacy will mean nothing when Mt Olympus is still standing.Until that day there isn't much else standing up to Utah nespotism and incumbancy,and the other comment that says this isn't funny is right.Orrin says I'm sitting in my basement on drugs on unemployment,but I'm really hanging onto my condo in Holladay by a thin thread,and hoping I'm not soon to be homeless at 58 years old.

 

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Posted // January 24,2011 at 11:13

I'm sure this was supposed to be funny, but it wasn't. I know you can do better. Well, I hope you can do better.

 

Posted // January 24,2011 at 13:07 - Hey, they can't all be gems.

 

 
 
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