Sarah McLachlan comforts a sick puppy.
Posted // July 5,2010 - Eight reasons you didn’t buy tickets for Lilith Fair, which has canceled its summer tour stop in Salt Lake City and nine other dates:
8. Couldn’t bear to see a talentless skank like Ke$ha sharing a stage with Emmylou Harris.
7. Didn’t want to suffer through that old lady Emmylou what’s-her-name just to watch Ke$ha’s awesome set.
6. Was more looking forward to hitting the Sublime reunion show and … dude, what?!
5. It was on a Monday night—like I’m gonna miss Cake Boss.
4. Was afraid Sarah McLachlan would drag a bunch of sick puppies and kittens onstage.
3. Saving up summer concert dollars to see vital, relevant artists like Paul McCartney and Bob Dylan … before they die.
2. Lilith Fair was coming? Is it 1997 already?
1. If I wanted to see a dozen dour women in long dresses singing about “feelings,” I’d stay home on my compound.
8. Couldn’t bear to see a talentless skank like Ke$ha sharing a stage with Emmylou Harris.
7. Didn’t want to suffer through that old lady Emmylou what’s-her-name just to watch Ke$ha’s awesome set.
6. Was more looking forward to hitting the Sublime reunion show and … dude, what?!
5. It was on a Monday night—like I’m gonna miss Cake Boss.
4. Was afraid Sarah McLachlan would drag a bunch of sick puppies and kittens onstage.
3. Saving up summer concert dollars to see vital, relevant artists like Paul McCartney and Bob Dylan … before they die.
2. Lilith Fair was coming? Is it 1997 already?
1. If I wanted to see a dozen dour women in long dresses singing about “feelings,” I’d stay home on my compound.
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Isn't eight reasons is kind of redundant when they all could be summed up as "WOMEN?? MAKING MUSIC??? AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Go see some real (male) musicians, people."
It's like Deadheads who get sober suddenly and ask,"What's that awful music?"
Maybe Lesbians and their Familiars realized it's just boring folk music.
Utah - home of the 1930s cowboy movies and other macho stuff. Too bad for you that you cannot come to the 21st century. Maybe your womenfolk have, but are afraid???
And no Indigo Girls. What's the point without them?
#9-Because I'm not a lesbian