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World Cup Drinking Game

Eight rules in the new drinking game The Ocho made up to celebrate the excitement of World Cup Soccer.

By Bill Frost
Posted // June 14,2010 - 8. Every time you spot a player haircut so ridiculous that even a Juggalo or a Muppet would laugh, take a shot.

7. Every time the game clock seems to almost synchronize with anything that’s happening on the field, take a shot.

6. Every time a player is taken out with a career-ending shin bruise, take a shot.

5. Every time a stray chicken, goat or referee wanders onto the field, take a shot.

4. Every time a goaltender or random fan appears to awaken from his nap, take a shot.

3. Every time an announcer refers to soccer as a “sport” rather than “a leisurely jog in pretty shorts,” take a shot.

2. Every time a play ends with no score, take a shot. [Please designate a sober driver. —City Weekly legal dept.]

1. Every time a game ends with no score, kill the bottle. [Please pre-notify next of kin. —City Weekly legal dept.]

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Posted // June 27,2010 at 15:07

Wow...really?.....This strikes me as something a middle schooler would write. Total genius.....OOH, and better idea, let's actually publish this masterpiece! wtf.

 

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Posted // June 15,2010 at 12:21

Is this intentionally not funny or is this a very bad attempt at humor with a subject (soccer) that should be simplistically easy?

 

 
 
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