Posted // June 14,2010 - 8. Every time you spot a player haircut so ridiculous that even a Juggalo or a Muppet would laugh, take a shot.
7. Every time the game clock seems to almost synchronize with anything that’s happening on the field, take a shot.
6. Every time a player is taken out with a career-ending shin bruise, take a shot.
5. Every time a stray chicken, goat or referee wanders onto the field, take a shot.
4. Every time a goaltender or random fan appears to awaken from his nap, take a shot.
3. Every time an announcer refers to soccer as a “sport” rather than “a leisurely jog in pretty shorts,” take a shot.
2. Every time a play ends with no score, take a shot. [Please designate a sober driver. —City Weekly legal dept.]
1. Every time a game ends with no score, kill the bottle. [Please pre-notify next of kin. —City Weekly legal dept.]
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Wow...really?.....This strikes me as something a middle schooler would write. Total genius.....OOH, and better idea, let's actually publish this masterpiece! wtf.
Is this intentionally not funny or is this a very bad attempt at humor with a subject (soccer) that should be simplistically easy?