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Feds Out of Utah!

Eight more Utah-manufactured items besides guns that should not be regulated by the federal government, as per the logic of Mark Shurtleff.

By Bill Frost
Posted // April 14,2010 -

Eight more Utah-manufactured items besides guns that should not be regulated by the federal government, as per the logic of Mark Shurtleff:

8. Utah-born or naturalized strippers.

7. Alcohol brewed or distilled within state borderlines.

6. Utah-born or naturalized gay couples.

5. The ambiguously sexy/creepy mustache (aka “The Carl Wimmer”).

4. Utah-grown or naturalized “herbs.”

3. “Indecent” words or content in Utah-based broadcasts.

2. “Indecent” words or content in Utah-based print, motherfucker.

1. Utah teams in (or out of) the Bowl Championship Series.

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Posted // April 19,2010 at 15:38

Have you noticed when news reporters put Carl Wimmer on camera lately and, for some ungodly reason ask him his opinion on something, he looks just like the bully in middle school who used to steal your lunch out of your locker and then threaten to beat you up if you told the principal?

Dude looks like he's got a bowl of squirming eels in his gut since the Legislature stood and gave a pedophile a standing ovation. Kharma! It's not just for Death Row any more.

 

Posted // April 19,2010 at 19:13 - He gives new meaning to the word peckerhead!!

 

 
 
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