Posted // December 19,2011 at 18:14
I'm so edgy and hip, I want Santa to deliver call girls to all the boys and, er, girls (I don't discriminate). Do you like my cool fake hipster glasses and NY sweatshirt? I find them quite fetching myself, and is only barely outdone by my rad UN-Utah views and contrarian wit.
If the world were a biscuit, it would be covered by my awesome sauce.