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A burning in Ida Smith’s bosom leads her to Christopher Nemelka’s new spiritual order.

By Stephen Dark
Posted // January 26,2011 - In February 2007, Ida Smith attended a lecture about Mary Magdalene at the Salt Lake City Public Library. There, she ran into her cousin, Julie Taggart, who told her she had left The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, founded by Joseph Smith, the brother of Ida Smith’s great-great grandfather, Hyrum Smith.

Taggart, a self-described former “Molly Mormon” and divorced mother of eight, said she had found something better: a translation of the fabled sealed portion of the Book of Mormon.

After she heard a version was out there, Ida Smith later wrote, “I felt like I had been struck by a bolt of lightning.” All her life, the now-79-year-old Ida had been waiting for the sealed portion of the gold plates that LDS Church founder Joseph Smith had been unable to translate. It was from the remaining one-third of the gold plates that he translated The Book of Mormon. According to Mormon mythology, the sealed portion—of which, Mormon scripture authorities say, very little is known—would only be released when the faithful were ready for it.

>> Read Chris Nemelka's response to this story <<

IdaSmith_ChairV.jpgIda Smith (pictured at left) has always believed, “if I wanted the truth badly enough, I would get it.” After then-LDS president Gordon B. Hinckley had asked his church’s 10 million members to read The Book of Mormon during 2005, Ida Smith had been convinced the LDS Church would finally receive the sealed portion. But come LDS General Conference in April 2006, and then October that same year, it was not mentioned.

Daniel Peterson, a Brigham Young University professor of Islamic studies and Arabic, says, “Mormonism is rich in producing would-be prophets” and that occasionally “people come along purporting to know what was in the sealed portion or actually reveal it.” One such person is Christopher Marc Nemelka. While Nemelka acknowledges there are two other sealed portions on the Internet, his translation, he says, is the only one taken from the gold plates, which were given to him by Joseph Smith in a 1987 visitation while Nemelka worked as a security guard in the Salt Lake Temple. “If Joseph Smith were a true messenger,” then, Nemelka says, there’s “a big chance” so is he.

Nemelka’s translation, which Taggart gave to Ida Smith, is titled The Sealed Portion: The Final Testament of Jesus Christ. Nemelka says the book uses “religious prose and symbolism to explain how advanced human beings have interacted with human kind throughout the history of the earth.” One LDS Church member who converted to Nemelka’s version of the sealed portion is Monica Smith (no relation to Ida Smith). Monica Smith wrote on TheSealedPortion.com that, after reading it, “The atonement of Jesus Christ finally made sense. The meaning of the temple endowment was absolutely incredible. The history of the Earth laid out in one fell swoop was remarkable. Christ’s visit among the Nephites brought me to tears.” Its ultimate message, as Monica Smith wrote, was “do unto others what I would want them to do unto me.” This expanded to the Worldwide United Foundation, an organization promoted in the sealed portion and set up by Nemelka and his followers. It functions as both a vehicle to end global poverty and also to receive anonymous donations from those moved to support its aims to outlaw hunger, homelessness and promote universal insurance through a signature campaign.

While BYU’s Peterson finds the translation unconvincing, in part because “it’s contradictory to canonized [LDS] texts,” Ida Smith nevertheless had an intense, life-changing reaction when she read the book. She devoured it over six weeks, in the process emptying two boxes of tissues and several red ballpoint pens as she wept and underlined page after page of scripture. The voice of the Mormon angel Moroni “was unmistakable,” she later wrote. By the time she had finished the book, “my entire worldview had been forever changed.” It revealed to her what she had suspected since her youth: that the LDS Church was fallible and unnecessary, and that its prophets since Joseph Smith had been in name only. No other sealed portion, Nemelka says, “has the power to take somebody like Ida Smith and change their mind about their religion.”

Christopher.jpgNemelka (pictured at left) says his job “is to counter the bullshit of the LDS Church.” Whether you believe he made up the sealed portion or not, he says he is doing his work, “for the good of other people. All I’ve seen is the prejudice, alienation and pain the LDS Church has caused other people, and I did something about it.” A spokesman for the LDS Church declined to comment in regard to this story.

Nemelka has indeed attempted to demolish the LDS faith. Polygamy critic John Llewellyn argued in a 40-page court-filed document when Nemelka unsuccessfully sued him for defamation and slander, that Nemelka used “Joseph [Smith], Moroni and Timothy to negate the basic beliefs and teaching of the LDS Church, mainly priesthood authority and the sacredness of the family unit.”

While Nemelka says he has no followers, ex-acolytes put those who believe he is a modern-day Joseph Smith as numbering no more than 80, although Ida Smith says a hundred thousand have downloaded his sealed portion.

In her small, book-lined living room in Orem, Ida Smith says the translation “made so much sense, it never entered my mind to question what it was.” But when she tried to share her new gospel with her younger brother, Hyrum Smith, he pleaded with her to abandon it and return to the LDS faith. “Your eternal future is at stake here,” Hyrum wrote in an e-mail. “You have been duped by a very clever, seemingly sincere, diabolical guy.”

Church Connections
Proclaimed by his own translation as a prophet, Nemelka says he’s rather a messenger for “advanced beings from another planet,” even though he’s issued several prophecies. Those same beings, he says, told him to sue his critics in 2007, something he’s told those who believe in him they shouldn’t do. “I have to disregard all rules of humanity,” he says, laughing. “I’m the ultimate hypocrite. I’m under mandate to violate every gospel of Christ that I perpetuate.”

To the bewilderment and despair of Ida Smith’s family and friends, Nemelka’s work won Ida’s faith. It’s not simply her lineage that made her such a prize for Nemelka. She also spent much of her life with LDS notables: Her father was a general authority and her cousin is Quorum of the Twelve Apostle Russell M. Ballard. She was director of the now-closed BYU’s Women’s Research Institute under Apostle Jeffrey Holland, and she counted former Sen. Bob Bennett, R-Utah, among her friends. Such was the consternation among Ida Smith’s intimates after her conversion to the sealed portion that her family, Sen. Bennett and apostle Holland all tried to dissuade her from following a man who claims not only to being mentored by 2,000 year-old beings from Mormon mythology called the three Nephites, but also says he’s the reincarnation of Hyrum Smith. Her family’s pleas fell on deaf ears.

Whirlwind of Dramas
Smith’s lifelong quest for “the real truth, which has great appeal to me” has an almost laser-like intensity in its piercingly focused path. Try to find the “truth” about Nemelka’s journey, however, and you can end up buried under the weighty tomes he has published with the help of followers and a daily blog drenched in smiley-face icons and Mormon mysticism, from which he pontificates and rails against those he calls his enemies and supporters alike. Then there’s the welter of court filings documenting Nemelka’s criminal history and highly litigious personality, which also illustrate, among other things, his contradictory claims over the years as to the origins of his translation. Whether you subscribe to critics and former followers who see Nemelka as a charismatic charlatan with a talent for writing and an ability to manipulate disenchanted former LDS members, or, as Ida Smith believes, a mortal messenger of the divine channeling her great-great grandfather, it’s arguably difficult to conjure up a more intrinsically Utah tale. Here, after all, is the story of how a LDS blue blood found her truth in a handyman’s “translated” writings. Nemelka acknowledges that unless you accept he’s a messenger for advanced beings, then he’s either “delusional,” a genius who “can write these books,” or “the devil is inspiring me.”

In a 2001 City Weekly cover story called “True Believer” by former editor Ben Fulton, Nemelka, at the time in jail, admitted to inventing rather than translating the sealed portion. He subsequently recanted his jail statements to Fulton, saying they were made to placate 3rd District Court Judge Denise Lindberg, who he claimed was persecuting him.

Lindberg was not the only judge unimpressed by Nemelka. In a scathing Aug. 1, 2007, decision, 3rd District Court Judge Stephen Henroid contrasted Nemelka’s aspiration “to be among the working poor” with the situation of the nine children he fathered with four women. “Respondent has a history of living off the support of others and apparently thinks his example is good enough for his children,” Henroid wrote in his ruling. He concluded, “His failure to pay even the nominal child support he owes, and condemning his children to live in poverty, is reprehensible.” While Nemelka disputes he is responsible for nine children, citing four having been adopted and two who were emancipated, he declares that “no judge, no state, no government official has the right to tell me what job I have to do. If I want to raise my kids in poverty”—as part of their education, he adds—“that’s my choice.”

Nemelka’s brother Joel sees Christopher’s aspirations in a darker light. Christopher “doesn’t want to go out as a footnote,” he says, and “couldn’t stand to live like I do, earning money, taking care of his kids. To me, ego drives it all.”

As a former acolyte, Idaho-based Sue Kammerman offers an equally critical perspective. “I believed with all of my heart and soul that he was a ‘true prophet,’” she wrote in an e-mail to Nemelka and City Weekly. She helped publish most of the books he is linked to. “I was as devoted and as loyal a ‘follower’ (for lack of a better word) that Christopher had,” she noted in the same e-mail. But while Nemelka’s initial message, as she understood it, had been to “love one another,” after a while, it devolved into “tests,” conducted by Nemelka to protect his work from those he claimed might betray it. “Mind games,” “white lies,” and “drama … drama … drama. That is how I would describe the 4 years of my knowing Christopher Nemelka,” Kammerman wrote. He turned his message into “book upon book … page upon page … of do I dare say … ‘bullshit.’ ”

“Tests” Nemelka has employed include requests for money. In 2005, he says, he decided to test those “who wanted to help” his work, by telling them “to send me what you think this work is worth.” He then sent the money back with interest. Two years later, in a September 2007 e-mail, Nemelka again asked for money, saying it would be a one-time request. Harry Dschaak, who says he was an inner circle member for 4 years until he and his family were effectively blacklisted by Nemelka, recalls how he and other members of the inner circle went through a “month of hell,” trying to decide whether Nemelka meant it or not. “You’d feel like your whole soul was at stake as you weighed those kind of challenges and asked yourself, ‘Do I believe this work is true or not?’ ” he says now. Nemelka used the money he raised to buy a recreational vehicle. He declines to comment on a second e-mail City Weekly has seen, allegedly sent out a month later, where he mourned for those who had not given funds “because of their doubts in me,” and with whom “I, personally, can have nothing further to do with.”

In contrast to Kammerman and Dschaak’s disenchantment and subsequent rejection by Nemelka, Ida Smith remains, much like Taggart, a fiery advocate for Nemelka and his work. “The world is such an effing mess,” Taggart writes in an e-mail. “Would you not gamble on something to reverse those trends?”

Her gamble was an $85,000 loan to Nemelka to publish his early works. He ended up, he says, taking out loans to buy Taggart a condominium in the same Orem complex as Smith, which his wife is helping pay off. Taggart is not the only member of the group residing there. Nemelka and his fourth wife, Sheri—he had two plural wives during a foray into polygamy in 1993—live part-time, Nemelka says, in Ida Smith’s basement, as well as in the RV. Sheri Nemelka financially supports her husband, according to Nemelka, while he writes his books and communicates with advanced beings only he sees.

“I was prepared to give up everything for the truth,” Ida Smith says. “I was looking for the truth all my life. And I wasn’t afraid.”

Straight Arrow
Smith traces her independence back to a three-day rail trip from Salt Lake City to Chicago in 1942. Her mother sent the then-8-year-old alone to visit an aunt. Since then, Smith wrote in her Internet-posted autobiography, “I don’t believe that I ever felt I needed to ask permission of anyone else to do what I wanted to do.”

Unlike her older sister, Ruth, Ida did not go on a mission, something she was grateful to miss. “While I can say the gospel is true, I cannot go out and honestly say the church is true. It’s an earthly organization, it’s people, and people are imperfect.”

In spring 1978, the LDS Church asked her to set up and run the Women’s Research Institute at Brigham Young University. She accepted the position, despite her misgivings that the institute would not conduct empirical research. Rather, the focus was to demonstrate that the LDS Church, according to the founding document, “cared about women.” Smith crisscrossed the country, meeting with ward leaders and women often struggling in the midst of identity crises. She remains haunted by the “empty” facial expression of one married woman with six children who told her, “I have no idea of who I am.”

Mormon men found her intimidating—too sure of herself, she recalls, while Mormon marriages, where “It’s a big him, a little her,” did not appeal to her. She never married, remaining, she says, “a straight arrow” all her life.

NemelkaMemorial.jpgWhen Taggart gave Smith a copy of the sealed portion, Smith was entranced. She had been waiting for this her whole life. The first thing Ida’s brothers Denis and Hyrum did, when she gave them a copy, was to research Nemelka. “It never occurred to me,” she says. “Just read the damned book and you’ll know what I am saying.”

If she had investigated Nemelka before reading his work, she would have discovered a man with a controversial past. He says that in 1987, Joseph Smith gave him the plates of the sealed portion, along with the Urim and Thummim—intergalactic cell phones, Nemelka says, that receive text from advanced beings in another solar system—with which Smith translated the Book of Mormon.

Nemelka says he spent the next few years running from this responsibility, including a period as a fugitive from the law in 1991 after kidnapping one of his first two children. After he was convicted of several protective-order violations against one of his former partners, Nemelka violated his probation and was sent to jail in 2001 for a year by 3rd District Court Judge Denise Lindberg. When Nemelka’s attorney, Ed Brass, motioned for her to review her sentence, she refused, writing, “Mr. Nemelka continues to victimize others, manipulate and misrepresent facts, and in other ways demonstrates that he does not merit the privilege of probation.”

Nemelka fled to California in 2002 with an outstanding arrest warrant hanging over him. Three years later, he returned to Utah after Judge Royal Hansen inherited his case from Lindberg and closed it.

Of his checkered past, Nemelka now says he wants “society” to give him “a mulligan.”

"Off the Record"
Shortly after Ida Smith’s conversion to the sealed portion, her brother Hyrum asked her if she would talk to LDS apostle Holland, whom she had known since the 1970s, about Nemelka. “Many ‘crazies’ have come and gone and the Church has kept silent on them,” Hyrum Smith noted in an e-mail. “I think that is wise, because they all die eventually of their own weight.”

On June 12, 2007, Ida called Holland, who told Ida their conversation had to be “off the record, […] Jeff to Ida.” This was for her, he said, “because I love ya.” He told her several times there could be no “bugging of telephones.” She agreed but recorded it anyway, not at Nemelka’s behest, she says, but to protect herself legally if it were ever to come down to her word against Holland’s.

NemelkaMemorial_otherside.jpg“This guy is a wacko,” Holland told her, “he’s just not in touch with reality.” While Holland agreed with her that it would be “wonderful” for the LDS faithful to receive the sealed two-thirds of the gold plates, it would not be coming from “somebody down at Joe’s Bar and Grill,” he told her. “If we really believe there’s an order and a priesthood in the church, it’s gonna come to the president of the church,” in the form of prophecy.

Holland wasn’t the only big gun her family rolled out. Longtime family friend Sen. Bennett asked her to read a book he had recently written about his journey to prove that Joseph Smith translated the Book of Mormon, Ida says. She in turn asked him to read the sealed portion. In a five-page letter dated Aug. 27, 2007, Bennett wrote, “I am convinced, beyond any reasonable doubt, that [Nemelka’s works] are forgeries.” Although the Book of Mormon celebrates that “Jesus is the Christ,” he noted, “Christopher’s central message is that a Christian church is unnecessary,” an interpretation Ida Smith agrees with. “Christopher is the person who has been called upon to give you real truth in the latter days, and is the only true messenger in the world today,” she says.

By the time Ida Smith had joined the ranks of those convinced, as Taggart says, that Nemelka has “the keys to unlock the mysteries of life,” Nemelka was mired in a series of legal battles largely of his own making. In 2007, following instructions, he says, from his immortal mentors, he filed 11 lawsuits, targeting past critics including Judge Lindberg, a psychologist, former plural wives and even several of his own siblings who had, he alleged, slandered him.

For one of the 11 lawsuits he filed, Nemelka used Smith’s recording of her conversation with Holland to source his claims he had been defamed by the LDS Church, apostles Holland and Smith’s cousin Ballard, Ida’s brothers, Hyrum and Denis, all of whom he named as defendants.

Friends No More
Nemelka filed a motion seeking a judge who was not LDS to hear his cases. Judge Paul Maughan, in a July 13, 2007 ruling—while noting that Nemelka’s motion to exclude LDS-member judges would disqualify “a substantial percentage of the 3rd District bench”—denied it. Several months later, after Maughan was assigned Nemelka’s lawsuit against the LDS Church, he recused himself, citing “personal and familial relationships” with one or more of the defendants.

When, on Nov. 2, 2007, 3rd District Court Judge Constandinos “Deno” Himonas heard initial pleadings from Nemelka, who represented himself, and the church’s lawyers, Himonas raised the allegation that Nemelka was a “deceiver” with regard to his claims he had translated the sealed portion.

“I could prove without a doubt to the court, to the jury that in fact I had that calling, just like Joseph Smith did, no difference,” Nemelka said. Taggart recalls she and other supporters in the courtroom, “held our breath, hoping the judge would say, ‘Yes, prove it to us,’ allow us to see how Chris would have proved that, have the record before us.” But they were disappointed. The court didn’t want to look at the issue, Nemelka said, and “I don’t want to go there.”

After just over an hour of legal arguments, Himonas abruptly ended Nemelka’s lawsuit, dismissing all charges against the defendants.

Ida Smith’s involvement with Nemelka’s lawsuit against the LDS Church cost her dearly. While she says her excommunication in 2008 did not trouble her, she wrote in her autobiography, “My family have isolated me and think I have been either deluded, deceived, or have lost my mind.”

She also lost a close-knit group of female friends she had had since the 1970s. In late August 2008, she received a letter from seven friends, all, according to Nemelka’s blog, senior and well-connected figures in the LDS Church, that stated, “We are aware you have made choices that prevent us as covenanted, Temple-recommend-holding members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints from associating with you at this time.”

Smith says the letter, “made me smile. I wasn’t devastated. I felt so sure.” While she cried, she says, it was only for her friends. “They cut themselves off.”

In late 2009, Nemelka suffered a similar loss of support as Ida Smith did when, he says, his large, mostly devout Mormon family, turned their backs on him. This followed the death of Nemelka’s 19-year old nephew, Pfc. Aaron Nemelka, one of 13 gunned down by U.S. Army Major Nidal Hasan in Fort Hood, Texas, on Nov. 5, 2009.

Christopher Nemelka gave several media interviews, which angered his family, his brother Joel says. Christopher Nemelka, however, says he had every right to inform the media that his nephew, who he claims was told by his family to either join the military or go on a LDS mission, “died a victim of his family, of his religion, of his country. I did not use that as the platform to publish Human Reality: Who We Are and Why We Exist.” The book, whose author Nemelka declines to divulge, came out around the time of Aaron’s death.

At Aaron Nemelka’s funeral, on Christopher Nemelka’s instruction, Taggart and several young male followers handed out a press release to the media, he says, “which strongly disagreed with the LDS Church’s involvement with my nephew’s funeral.” Someone from Nemelka’s group placed several of these releases on a table dedicated to Aaron Nemelka’s memory. One of Christopher Nemelka’s brothers “reamed him,” he says, in an e-mail demanding to know how he could have sanctioned such behavior.

Because of his stance on Aaron’s death, Christopher Nemelka says, “I’ve alienated my entire family, OK?” That’s a perspective his brother Joel agrees with. “He used his nephew’s death as a marketing tool,” he says.

An Empty Grave
Smith_NemelkaMemorial.jpgOn June 16, 2010, at 6 p.m., Ida Smith and a crowd of around 50 onlookers gathered in the Salt Lake City Cemetery in the lower Avenues, a few feet from the 18-foot obelisk dedicated to the memory of Hyrum Smith that looms over his family plot. They were attending the dedication of a gravestone recently placed on Ida Smith’s own burial plot, which she had donated to Nemelka.

Nemelka did not attend the dedication of the gravestone that proclaimed him as the reincarnation of Hyrum Smith, along with boasting two trademarked Websites inscribed in bright blue at the base of the plinth, which promote his work. He says the gravestone is not meant to mock. “It stands as a contrast to the falsehoods that the LDS Church has been giving the world for a long time, OK?”

Nemelka’s stand-in, his attorney Rodney J. Vessels, told the crowd that Ida Smith, “will be known in history, throughout all generations of time, as one of the greatest protectors and progenitors of her great, great grandfather’s true legacy. ”

The plot was not all she gave him. Nemelka is the executor of her will and her estate. Ida set up a trust, he says, called The Marvelous Work and Wonder Trust, to which she signed over all her assets. Others, he says, have also signed over their wills to Nemelka’s “work.” His message, he continues, “has freed” many people up. “It has given them a whole different view of life, and knowledge.”

Ida Smith’s generosity did not go unnoticed. In 2010, Nemelka says agents representing the Office of Recovery Services and in pursuit of allegedly between $40,000 and $50,000 the state says he owes in back child support, knocked on Ida’s door. They wanted to know why Ida had signed over her home to Nemelka’s wife, Sheri. Ida Smith says she told them to ask Nemelka and sent them away. Nemelka says the IRS has also investigated the Worldwide United Foundation, and, he says, “closed the case.”

According to a close friend of Ida Smith’s family, her family continues to hope she will one day, as Hyrum Smith e-mailed Ida in 2007, “discover that this is false and come away from it.” Kammerman took that path two years ago and says her life “is so much happier” now. When she dies and stands before her creator, she knows what she’ll do if she’s told Nemelka’s “work” was indeed, as she says he claims, the only way to find truth, peace and happiness, on the earth. “I’m going to call bullshit,” she says.

For now, Ida Smith stands at the center of Nemelka’s peculiar universe, her search for a spiritual truth she can embrace having led her to become a beacon for Nemelka’s message that the LDS Church is false. “This is real truth in your face,” she says about the gravestone. “Let the chips fall where they may.”

 

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Posted // March 22,2011 at 11:36

Wow! Chris Nemelka. Haven't heard or thought about this guy in many years. But then again, he wasn't using Nemelka as his last name back then.

Some history that all of you believers and non beleivers might find interesting. I met Chris at an LDS church dance. I got out of my car, he got out of his and sparks flew. I thought to myself--Geez--this guy is single? So handsome and engaging. We started to date. After 3 or 4 times seeing each other he began to open up about who he really was. After he told me these many things, I never wanted to see him again and told him so and didn't. After what he told me I felt as if I was in the presence of Satan himself. Strong words I know, but I cannot even explain how dark and ominous of a feeling it was.

Chris explained to me that he had been the body guard to the President of the LDS church. But was booted out for accessing areas of the church that only officials of the church were allowed into. And many other issues. He also said that he had taken some documents. He stated that he had in his possession the lost pages of the Book of Mormon and that the church had them all along but kept them hidden from the world. And that he was now translating them and he proudly professed to me that he single handedly wanted to bring the Church to it's knees. His words not mine. He then said he was practicing polygamy but his wives were not happy with what he was doing so the family was disbanding. I believe at this time he was 36 and said he had either 6 or 9 children with 3 women. I wasn't so concerned at listening to his marital escapades as I was the former statements.

His arrogance and blatant hypocrisy was chilling.

You could have knocked me over with a feather. After I told him that I did not want to be involved with him anymore, he said he understood. That his lifestyle wasn't for everybody and he didn't contact me again.

For a while after that, I thought about the unfortunate people that he would come in contact with that would believe him and his lies. I was very grateful for my intuition that he was a liar and deceiver from the second he opened his mouth to tell me about himself. Whether all he told me was a lie or the truth that day, I cannot ever shake the horrid feelings it gave me to my soul.

I will not read the literature by Chris and I will not read the newpaper articles. I have just resd some of these posings to get the jist of what has happened in the past 13 or so years. This is my experience and my truth. And very grateful that I never let this guy further into my life and that I had the comon sense to listen to my heart and mind.

 

Posted // March 22,2011 at 21:35 - SuzyQQQ, Do you recall the last name Christopher was using 13 or so years ago? An investigation is being conducted on this person. Any information is considered relevant, in lieu of this man's ability to prey on single women of the Church that he met a LDS Church dances. Please contact chrisnemelka.com, and come as you are (anonymously)if you would rather.

 

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Posted // March 10,2011 at 15:37

lol

 

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Posted // February 28,2011 at 07:44

Nemelka may be my new hero. He's better looking than Joseph Smith. Does anyone know if he has been bedding 14 year-old girls after promising their parents eternal life? Has he been sending missionaries out in the field and then taking their lonely wives as his own? Has he begun putting his closest confidants in some kind of new, magical underwear? Just asking. As far as I'm concerned, I think he's just proving that pretty much anybody can write a Book of Mormon. All it takes is imagination and the gift of gab.

I, too, used to believe in the Book of Mormon and once I was very protective of Joseph Smith. I would tell people, "You know what? I don't care that he had 34 wives. I don't care that a couple of them were underage, and that some were already to married men. He was the Prophet of God, dangit, and as such he could do whatever he wanted!" But I was an ass. Some people very close to me still routinely reads the BoM and believes in Smith, and they are very normal and intelligent people. Just goes to show you. The spirit of charlatanism is alive and well on the Earth, and one of its wellsprings is Salt Lake City.

 

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Posted // February 1,2011 at 17:36

One of the many 'shots' that sealed the deal on this nonsensical rendition on scripture was when Chris Nemelka tried pawning it off on the LDS church, and he only wanted to consult them on church affairs behind the scenes - lol.

Second is how the book rights to his Human Reality Book rights are up for sell, just call his lawyer - RV. I mean how much really is it for sell for?

Third shot is beyond ALL the nonsense is what, a man who has been committed to a mental facility, has a silly amount of court dates (just go to a CORIS computer - any District Court house has one). And yet he WANTS respect from the government he defames, belief from the community he actively denounces, and money from all those who don't know any better - yes including you JJ & HUH. You met Timothy? or the other figments?

How about sitting with your leader next time he is doped up camping, on pot brownies and get out of him some better insights or real truth?

Chris H.

 

Posted // February 4,2011 at 14:37 - To Chris H. You wrote - "Chris Nemelka's CORIS summary sheet is available to anyone who would like a copy from me." We would like to take you up on that. Please send a copy at your earliest convenience to stoptheprophet @ gmail.com Thank you.

 

Posted // February 4,2011 at 11:38 - Gee willikers John, how hard is it to spell her name right? You really missed the boat on prayer, all through the Book of Mormon is prayer, even by Jesus praying - and you think because you can't see him, he doesn't hear you, poor choice to change over to the sealed portion mission if this is the taught or understood belief there. Chris Nemelka's CORIS summary sheet is available to anyone who would like a copy from me, and yes John plenty of guilt and convictions - especially disturbing was the Unlawful material to a Minor - which was his X-rated book "Diary of a Player" which was given to his daughter - holy crap John! Would you give it out to your kids? And if Chris Nemelka says he gets to live above the law on the 'judge as you would be judged', I call more bull crap - He wants respect, have him show it first. And my favorite revelation from Chris Nemelka's blog the other day was his acceptance of his mission to be as bull sh-t, and he is fertilizing the vineyard before the harvest! lol This I would surmise would make you John Jerdon a type of fertilizer spreader, or a bearer of crap, maybe even a compost pile. Followers are endowed to spreading the crap of the man with horns himself - really Biblical sounding. Enjoy the work John, maybe get some vaccinations from Dr. Nate Davis, the upcoming server of crap - it might help you go spread further.

 

Posted // February 3,2011 at 10:22 - Vaugh:Wow! Someone who uses their real name. They hypocrisy within our society is sad. I find it odd that praying to an unseen god is perceived as perfectly normal, yet if one is seen talking to themself they are considered insane.Have you ever prayed or talked to yourself? Why doesn't society condemn parents who teach their children to believe in imaginary beings such as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny, etc. Mental health professionals believe if you hear voices in your head your are insane. When you ponder on something do you not hear a "voice in your head"? I thought this great nation believed in the principle of being innocent until proven guilty. Christopher has many accuser but he has never been convicted of a crime. Once again, there is a lot to be said for judging not that you be not judged.

 

Posted // February 3,2011 at 09:28 - Jerdon: Interesting that LDS leaders from the past had mental problems. Now I see why people follow Nemelka! If Mormons had a prophet who was mentally ill, people who’ve left Mormonism for a higher truth should obviously follow someone even more mentally ill. Nemelka also comes with imaginary friends that outrank all, an intergalactic cell phone, and a criminal history to boot. Hell, that’s so much better.

 

Posted // February 2,2011 at 10:29 - Holy Crap John, if I wanted a college lecture on crap, I would visit the moron's blog. Yes prayer matters, whether in personal humility to God, or group devotion to the maker of this world. Once you like Nemelka loses that chain of command, you are damned to your own hell. If I needed a litmus test on where every member of the LDS church leadership has gone wrong, I will be sure to rattle your leash next time. But it is Chris Nemelka's spotty life that is written of in this article, you want Stephen to do an expose on LDS cover ups then present it to him. To me Chris Nemelka is the chosen one in the spot light, like I told Chris upon first meeting him -"what did you expect, no opposition to your so called chosen mission" I am standing up for what I was raised in, what my family believed in, and all that is wrong with Chris Nemelka! As far as dinner (or diner - your word) I still have my precious WUF card for redemption, but some how sitting with any one other than Nemelka himself is like talking to his kids (Similar to when I sat with John Lopez in the SLC Library - he didn't know crap about what I was after). I still have his dumb penguin card too. John you are as bright as your programming, and really its just recycled nonsense. And yes seeing Timothy would matter, if Timothy is spending WUF donations on his needs, it would and should matter to those who donate. You asked if I have met Jesus, not yet. Do I sense him - yes. Do I see the signs of him in life - everywhere. When my name - Christopher, wife & mother's names - Marianne, born on Easter, and amongst a list of other pretty cool similarities - Chris Nemelka's nonsense of being like the Son of Man - really seems far fetched. You want to grab a quick lunch, bring Nemelka, I'll do it. I am in town daily. Chris H

 

Posted // February 2,2011 at 00:07 - Let me start out by respecting your beliefs in having an opening prayer, so let me bless the brownies & the Prozac before I begin.: )What is non-sense to one is common sense to another but may we all be allowed to worship how, where, when, and what we may. My common sense survey tells me that an "enemy" would not stand up and defend me. So in loving memory of Ray Combs...let's "play" The Family Feud. When a book is down-loadable free on the Internet prior to hardbound copies being sold how much does it sell for? Suvey says:$0 Would an enemy allow me to post an opposing view on a website in which he controlled the content? Survey Says:No. Would an enemy give me equal opportunity in a face-to-face debate? Survey Says:No. Christopher has cleared up the anti-Mormon dispute as to whether Satanic Ritual Abuse takes place within LDS temples. Would an enemy of the LDS do that? Survey Says:No. Jan 4,1922 - From 10 a.m. to 6 p.m., Brigham H. Roberts presents a detailed summary of textual and historical problems in Book of Mormon to combined meeting of First Presidency, apostles, and Seventy's presidents. He recommends that these problems should be researched and publicly discussed. Christopher has answered the 5 Questions B.H. Roberts posed to the LDS General Authorities could not answer. Would an enemy of the LDS do that? Survey Says:No. Christopher has cleared up the conspiracy theories regarding the attacks of 911. Would an enemy of the state do that? Survey Says:No. The MWAW is about information not the messenger. It is not Christopher's work! It is the work within each of us as individuals. Along with TSP 18:38, one seeking a following would not put this in a book:"as a mortal, we cannot know for a surety that we are receiving the words of God, unless we hear them from His own mouth. And how can we hear them from His own mouth, unless we hear them with our own ears? And we did hear the words of the Father from His own mouth before we were placed in the confines of this earth. And we cannot hear the words of the Father presently, except it be from His own mouth in His kingdom wherein He resideth. But He hath given unto us the words of Jehovah, which are His own words.while they are in darkness, they shall hear his voice, but when they are in the light, or rather, when they have the Spirit, who is with them, because in them dwelleth light, then the Father speaketh unto them Himself.And in this way ye shall know if ye are in the darkness or in the light according to your works. For behold, if ye can only hear the words of Jesus and those whom he hath commissioned to teach you and preach repentance unto you, then ye shall know of a surety that your works are works of darkness, for in darkness ye shall be given their words.But if your works are righteous, or are in the light, then ye shall be given the mysteries of godliness by the voice of the Father." Once again, I express that MY experiences with this work have encouraged self-empowerment. As far as the question to whether I have met Timothy; have you ever met Jesus Christ. Is He a figment because one has not met Him in mortality? Survey Says:No. Can Timothy exist because I haven't met him? Survey Says:YES! Do I need to met him? Survey Says:No. As far as you considering admittance to a mental facility being a strike against someone I remind you condemn one of your own LDS prophet, seers and revelators:1909 - October at General Conference, Apostle George Albert Smith stops speaking after three minutes as he begins to "tremble and perspire." Apostle Reed Smoot had referred two weeks earlier to Smith's "mental trouble." Since January Smith's diary has described symptoms of his eventual collapse. At age thirty-nine he is first general authority whose debilitating mental problems cannot be attributed to senility. Hospitalized for ten weeks at Gray's Sanitarium in Salt Lake City, Smith does not recover from his emotional breakdown until 1913. Problem re-emerges in 1930's and in 1949-51. Jan 20,1949 - President George Albert Smith begins week's stay in California Lutheran Hospital for his "tired nerves," which his diary first refers to at Oct 1948 general conference. He is first LDS president with history of severe emotional illness and hospitalization. He does not recover from this episode until mid May 1949, when able to be in First Presidency office at least half day. Smith is absent from church headquarters 12 Jan to 27 Feb 1950 to stay at Laguna Beach, California, "to rest my nerves." He returns there to recuperate again for ten days in March. Year later his nurse notes that church president is "very confused, very nervous." Ten days before his death, nurse adds that George Albert Smith is "irrational at times." As far as being doped up, once again you condemn one of your own:Aug 26,1896 - Apostle Moses Thatcher begins treatment with Keeley Institute for his addiction to opium and morphine. First Presidency and apostles tolerated Thatcher as a "morphine fiend" and "opium eater", but on 26 July his family and friends considered involuntary commitment to treatment. His is most prominent drug addict in Mormon history. Twelve drop Thatcher from quorum membership on 19 Nov. because of four-year conflict over his insubordination in political matters, but Thatcher's drug addiction aggravates that conflict. Jan 10,1906 - First Council of Seventy instructs B.H.Roberts to go to Los Angeles for "recuperation from a weakness for liquor that had fastened itself upon him." It's not very fun when the shoe is on the other foot is it? It's not doing unto others as you would have them done unto you is it? Speaking of "shoes", I have been in yours but you have not been in mine. Considering Omni's description in the Book of Mormon of his behavior, one would think it strange he was able to gain possession of the plates. Maybe our expectations and God's expectations of acceptable behavior are different. So let's end this silly game of feud and judge not that we be not judged. How about a free diner at the Sizzler?

 

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Posted // January 30,2011 at 17:27

Great article. It's not often that the phenomenon of fringe prophets in Utah, with their Mormon connections, is explored with this kind of care and attention. The effect on the lives of the followers is extreme and rarely positive.

My own interviews and encounters with Christopher Nemelka and his followers are explored in the forthcoming book, Secrets & Wives: The Hidden World of Mormon Polygamy (Soft Skull) which is coming out over the next few months.

Excerpts and info here: www.sanjivb.com.

 

Posted // February 4,2011 at 10:01 - Yeah, that's what I thought! To all those who "want to believe" or "want to see the stones work" but just can't bring themselves to read the work that comes FROM the stones, kindly spare us your judgments about that which you know absolutely nothing!

 

Posted // February 1,2011 at 17:25 - And which book was that?

 

Posted // February 1,2011 at 11:37 - Of course Christopher's supporters come rallying to his defense. You accuse me of not having read Nemelka's books - when I have - and then you attack my book which they clearly haven't read because it isn't even out yet. Hypocrisy lives! But that's OK - you're the victims of brainwashing. You're held to a much lower standard of conversation. Hypocrisy is expected, as are lies and circular logic. You'll fight tooth and nail to defend his unprovable claims with yet more unprovable claims. And you'll do this to the bitter end if need be. But whatever you say, the facts remain. Nemelka's magic stones don't work - they're not magic at all and he has never proven them to be otherwise. Never. His claims about communicating with beings from other planets are suspect to say the least - has anyone other than Nemelka witnessed one of these beings? Can even a shred of proof be provided? No, didn't think so. Oh and there was a time when the Worldwide United Foundation proposed a plan to end world hunger. How's that going then? I'd imagine that in a time of recession Nemelka's solution to the hunger issue would be all the rage. Do keep me posted. I will agree with you on one thing. It is "interesting how people earn a living." Fascinating, in fact.

 

Posted // February 1,2011 at 10:31 - I'm amazed at people who make a judgment about a person before they take the time to make a serious study or further inquiry into his works (but judge those "conned suckers" who do). I'll bet you've never read one of Christopher's works, SB, but you're no doubt going to give "care and attention" to try to destroy him. Interesting how some people make their living. I'll make this little prediction, long after you folks are dead and forgotten, Christopher's legacy and works will live on regardless of the mockery and ridicule to which you and others have and will subject him. Nope, I'm not Christopher. But if that is an example of you're knowledge and inspiration... Hey, good luck with that book.

 

Posted // February 1,2011 at 09:27 - The sealed portion is an enticing topic so I studied him, just in case. I gave him a fair shot because I was impressed by Ida. However, in black and white it's clear that this is a man of changing doctrines and stories whose fiction he declares as facts. It is unfortunate because I actually wanted to believe his story.

 

Posted // January 31,2011 at 13:52 - Seems "Huh!" is actually Mr Nemelka. Hello Chris. Please spare me the lecture about sticking to the facts. Your notion of what facts are may well be very different to the rest of us. In my book facts can be proven and demonstrated. Do you remember the time that you refused to show me how the Urim & Thummim worked? And you still expected me to believe that those ridiculous stones would light up like a cellphone? You're right - my readers will decide.

 

Posted // January 31,2011 at 12:45 - "Great Article"? If your book has this brand of "care and attention" to detail, I wouldn't waste my time or money on it. If you want to be fair and objective take yourself, your slant, your spin, your prejudices and philosophy out of the picture and give us "just the facts, mam." Please give your readers some credit for being able to sort things out for themselves. But you'll sure try to ride the coattails of those "fringe prophets" to fame and fortune won't you now! And we're still in Iraq....

 

 
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