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Eight possible ad slogans for the morning-after pill Plan B should the Food and Drug Administration make it available for over-the-counter sales

By Brandon Burt
Posted // June 11,2007 -

8. “The un-abortion.?

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7. “Because right-to-lifers can’t picket your medicine cabinet.?

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6. “In case of alleged attack by the Duke lacrosse team, take two.?

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5. “Ask your pharmacist ... then wait for a sermon.?

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4. “Sooner or later, rhythm is gonna get you.?

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3. “Such a good idea, it was banned in Mississippi.?

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2. “Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish mother Coulter had??

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1. “It’s round and white'much like the congressmen who fought tooth-and-nail to keep it illegal.?

 
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