
The kids are wondering: What, exactly, is a “zine”? Is it like an RSS feed?
A zine is like if a book and a magazine got married, and the book fucked a Kindle. When the magazine found out, it stabbed the book and then shot itself. Yes, it’s very much like an RSS feed.
You started Chiaroscuro while you were a U of U student, right?
Yes. I didn’t initially want to go to college, but the state gave me $1,000 for graduating early from high school. I felt some pressure from my parents not to waste it. I was a philosophy major with a creative writing minor. I dropped out after two years to focus on my real passion: gas-station employment. Years later, I went to Westminster for about two weeks, and, recently, I’ve been going to SLCC to become a pharmacy technician.
Why publish a paper zine when you could create a Website instead?
There’s something very transitory about the Internet, for one thing. I’m not tech-savvy enough to create a Website that would look anything like the zine does, too. I guess having it as a physical object just makes it more tangible.
What is Chiaroscuro’s circulation? And what is its function in society?
Issue No. 36 had a circulation of 100 copies. Sometimes I print a lot more and sometimes a few less. I tend to think of myself as the co-creator. As far as my function in society goes ... a parasite? Doomlazer would like to add that he has no function in society and is merely “waiting to die.”
Why are there no ads in Chiaroscuro?
We’re working with a pretty limited budget here, so we can’t really afford to put ads in our zine. It’s always been something we’ve wanted to do. I mean, commercials have come so far in the last couple of decades, and we all feel there are some really good ones out there nowadays.















Not as hot as this Wes Sadler character!
This DoomLazer sounds really hot!