Since the Deseret News is less of a true newspaper these days, what should the new name for it be?
Dan Nailen: Since they’re letting people write and submit their own “news,” why not let us all in on the fun? Deseret Mad Libs.
Nick Clark: The Desert Best of Mormon Blogs, or D’BoMB for the hipsters. Q: “What are you reading?” A: “It’s D’BoMB!”
Scott Renshaw: “That’s Values-tainment!”
Lia Pretorius: MoBubble.net
Rachel Scott: The Official Mouthpiece of God as per The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints
John Paul Brophy: As we used to refer to it at the Tribune: The Deserted News.
Rebecca Andrus: Deseret Ruse
Rachel Piper: Deseret Values Convergence: All the Non-News You Already Know But Want to Ponder Again/Use in a Sacrament Meeting Talk
Bryan Bale: The Propaganda Picayune
Pete Saltas: The Salt Lake Tribune ... Oh, wait. Whoops.
Eric S. Peterson: How about the Deseret Family Home Evening News. That’s something every thought leader could agree on.
Jerre Wroble: What a Wonderful World. Carefully crafted stories to uplift and inspire.
Pravda
Stepford Times
Jurassic Church News
Home Town Values (oops! Someone already got it)
Some clever ideas, but The Deserted News has been around since the dawn of time and is neither witty nor original.
The Testimony
Latter Day Affirmation
Zion Latter Day Press
Sacrament In Print
The Mormon Mollifier
The Stakehouse Standard
Words for Ward
Text for Tools
Sheeple to Sheeple