Chaffetz needs to help Sean Reyes go to the third world and rescue the captured children. Forget Boko Haram, I talked to the attorney general assistant last week. She told me there are 670 Utah children who have been kidnapped and sold into sex-slavery. This is horrible. We need to support our Attorney General to go and bring these Utah children home and get the saved from the human traffiking criminals. Jason Chaffetz needs to have Congress provide money to do this. Be at Davis High School on Friday night to see pictures of these Utah child sex-slaves.
Thank you for this much needed chuckle.
Gary Herbert's IQ is 50
Oops:) To my defense I read this when I was on two hours of sleep... wasn't able to read sarcasm then I guess. Good times for sleep deprivation and crankiness:)
I never find the humor in these.
HMMPFFF... Wife looks younger and appears happier than the whore that helped to take her life.
RE: swoody1 & Natalia Solache
Is this your first time reading The Ocho? Do you get equally upset about articles found on 'The Onion'? Have you never, ever heard of the concept of 'satire'?
"Mandate of Fate" hilarious. Funny stuff. I wish people would stop taking things that are supposed to just be a joke and taking it seriously. swoody1 - this is a joke. I voted for Obama and this made me laugh because it's supposed to be over the top ironic and not to be taken seriously. Laughter is the best medicine and everyone needs more of it.
This is parody. If you want Utah to stop looking like a bunch of right wing morons, developing a sense of humor might help.
Are you speaking of the article Natalia?
I'm assuming this was written by a teen, right?
Typical Utah anti-Obama article. Here's a novel thought... how about you stop being so damn partisan and learn to see things up the middle of these two idiot parties who are ruining the country because they fight like grade school kids over power and money? BOTH parties are wrong... all this anti-democrat or anti-republican talk accomplishes is just making Utah look even more dumb. The truth hurts... compromise doesn't.
As to comment#6! That is Utah for Ya!
Wait, we still convene??
I don't get #5. Always love The Ocho though. Thanks, Bill Frost!
LOL I love #1
Out of all of this, all I got is the UTA sign is centered. That is not how UTA signs are. You can see the rivets on the left of the sign. The bus numbers also look like they are at a slightly different angle.
How about "Mitt, still not worth a shi#"
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