Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Comedy De-Central: Sarah Palin for Just 10 Bucks a Month!

Posted By on July 29, 2014, 12:47 PM

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Political comedian Sarah Palin has finally figured out a way around The Lamestream Media with a bold, innovative new platform that Glenn Beck already came up with three years ago: Internet TV!

Yes, for a mere $9.95 a month (or $99.95 annually), you can enjoy around-the-clock “real talk” from ‘Merica’s favorite pantsuit hillbilly on the Sarah Palin Channel. Do you get a refund if she quits halfway through your subscription period? That and many more questions are not addressed at all in this inspirational promo:

Sounds great, but I’d be willing to pay even more for a 24/7 channel of Palin’s Drunk History lessons:

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