Longmire (A&E) Season Premiere: As Season 3 opens, Sheriff Walt Longmire (Robert Taylor) not only has to exonerate BFF Henry Standing Bear (Lou Diamond Phillips) of murder charges, but also has to figure out who shot his deputy (Bailey Chase) and deal with that nagging Who Murdered My Wife mystery. ---Meanwhile, his other deputy Vic (Katee Sackhoff) may or may not still have a vengeful stalker problem—and you thought Wyoming was boring. It’s a little slower and less quippy than Justified, but Longmire is the contemporary western you should be watching in Raylan’s current absence.
Mistresses (ABC) Season Premiere: This is still a thing, huh? Alyssa Milano, Yunjin Kim and the other ones return for a second season, and “the provocative and thrilling drama will continue to focus on the scandalous lives of a sexy and sassy group of four girlfriends, each on their own path to self-discovery,” ABC says totally straight-faced. The only reason I’m mentioning this is because Soleil Moon Frye (Punky Brewster!) makes an appearance in tonight’s season premiere as herself—after that, Mistresses can fuck right back off again.