Dear GYA,Well, the new trailer for TMNT has been released and it seems people are concerned the film will be a huge flop. But I want to reassure the die-hard fans out there that we made a lot of improvements to the original story. We added 83 percent more explosions, 12 percents more boobs, cut 32 percent of plot and character development and most importantly, we replaced Vanilla Ice with Macklemore.--- I guarantee this will be the Michael Bayiest film ever. Anything happening this weekend besides complaining about TMNT? - Michael Bay
Michael, this movie better be an explodaganza on levels, damn it. Here's what's up for this weekend, starting with Friday's events:
The Toadies will be at Park City Live tonight. Battle Me and The Supersuckers will open things up. Doors open at 8 p.m. Tickets are $25.
Stand-up comedian John Moyer will be at Wiseguys West Valley tonight. There will be two shows, one at 7:30 p.m. and another at 9:30 p.m. Tickets are $12.
San Francisco-based five piece string band Hot Buttered Rum will be at The State Room this evening. The show starts at 9 p.m. Tickets are $18.
Brooklyn indie band Milagres will be performing at Urban Lounge at 6 p.m. The Family Crest is also on the bill. Tickets are $12.
Reggae band Afro Omega will also be at Urban Lounge. The Cody Jordan Band will warm it up. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $7.
St. Vincent will be at The Depot tonight. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $25.
Alt-pop group Wakey! Wakey! will be on stage at Kilby Court. Jillette Johnson and Casey Shea will open. The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets are $12.
Rapper K.Flay will be at Bar Deluxe this evening. Air Dubai, Itch and House of Lewis are also performing. The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets are $14.
World music band Tribal Theory will be at The Complex. Na Drua, The Green Leafs and Hema Jr. will warm things up. The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets are $10.
Singer/songwriter ZZ Ward will be at In The Venue tonight. The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets are $15.
Folk-pop band Lost In The Trees will be at Kilby Court this evening. Book On Tapeworm is also performing. The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets are $12.
Chicago-based rock band Twin Peaks will be at Shred Shed tonight. The show starts at 7 p.m. Tickets are $6.
Over at Rio Tinto stadium, Real Salt Lake will be taking on Toronto FC at 7:30 p.m.
Amsoil Arenacross will be going down at EnergySolutions tonight at 7:30 p.m. Tickets start at $25.
Comedian Josh Blue will be at Wiseguys West Valley this evening. There will be two shows, one at 7:30 p.m. and another at 9:30 p.m. Tickets are $20.
Urban Lounge will be hosting the Dirt First Takeover with Mr. Vandal, Gravy.Tron, Grimblee and Tetris Fingers. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $4.
The Holi Festival of Colors will be happening all day at the Sri Sri Radha Krishna Temple in Spanish Fork. Click the link for more details.
Guttermouth, Sturgeon General and Tainted Halos will be at Burt's Tiki Lounge this evening. The show starts at 8 p.m. Tickets are $14.
DJ Street Jesus will be hosting Funk and Soul Night at Bourbon House. Admission is free. The music starts at 9 p.m.
The First Annual Burger Challenge will be happening at Snowbird today. Click the link for more details.
For the weekend's complete list of things to do, click here.