Dear GYA, Not only is the Zion Curtain not going anywhere, but we've decided to expand the program by installing Zion Curtains wherever offensive, ungodly things can be found, like Pacsun stores, the goths in front of the downtown main library and the gays. Anything happening today we can Zion Curtain? - Sen. John Valentine, R-Orem
John, you're gonna have to install a huge Zion Curtain to run down most of South State St. Here's what's going on today:
Canadian prog-rock band Protest The Hero will be at Urban Lounge. Night Verses is also on the bill. Tickets are $20.
Diabolical Records will be hosting an evening of local music. Bands include Cancers, Chalk 90s, Passive Tourist and Cupid Come and Murder Mystery Party. The show starts 8 p.m. Admission is free.
The Utah Jazz are taking on the Dallas Mavericks tonight at Energy Solutions arena. Tip-off is at 7 p.m. Tickets start at $7.75.
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