Dear GYA, Dear sweet, magnificent and all-powerful Jesus, please give me the strength to not pass judgement on women at the gym who knowingly wear pants with words printed on their ass. I ... can't ... do this ... alone. Anything happening today to keep me from judging women's ass fonts? - Yolinda Merfoney, Park City ---
Yolinda, We all need to find ways to not judge these ass-font pants. For me, I prefer to drink heavily. But if that's not you're cup of tea, here are a few other things happening today that will keep you distracted:
For some speed metal, head to The Urban Lounge for Kylesa. Blood Ceremony White Hills and Lazer/Wulf are also on the bill. The show starts at 9 p.m. Tickets are $15 at the door.
For today's complete list of things to do, click here.