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Glad You Asked: Pirate Monkey, Young Man

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Dear GYA, I'm overwhelmed with joy to announce that Honey Boo Boo's parents, Mama June and Sugar Bear, are getting married this weekend. All I can say is, it's about time America's royal family had a proper royal wedding. In these tough times, our nation desperately needs something to celebrate. Anything happening today that'll live up to these royal standards? - Barack Obama

Barack, If there's one thing I've learned from old-timey movies it's that royal weddings boost morale. Here are a few things happening today suitable for people of high standards, like yourself:

Electronic trio Robotic Pirate Monkey will be at the Salt Haus this evening. Alpha Date and R/D are also on the bill. The show starts at 7:30. Tickets are $15 at the door. 

Indie bands Maps and Atlases and Young Man will be performing at Kilby Court this evening. The show starts at 7. Tickets are $14 at the door. 

For today's complete list of things to do, click here

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