The Jenny McCarthy Show (VH1, tonight) Series Debut: Read about it in True TV (Item 2).---
The Job (CBS, tonight) Series Debut: In this new reality series, five unemployed contestants compete for an assistant-manager position with a restaurant group. That’s Despertainment!
Touch (Fox, tonight) 2-Hour Season Premiere: Remember that new-ish Kiefer Sutherland show no one cares about? It’s back, and you can now ignore it much more easily on Fridays.
Also new tonight:
Last Man Standing, Malibu Country, Shark Tank (ABC); CSI:NY, Blue Bloods (CBS); Nikita (The CW); Fashion Police (E!); Say Yes to the Dress (TLC); Killer Karaoke (TruTV); WWE Friday Night Smackdown, Merlin (Syfy); Best Week Ever (VH1); Portlandia (IFC); Real Time With Bill Maher (HBO); Banshee (Cinemax); Spartacus: War of the Damned (Starz)
Too Cute! (Animal Planet, Saturday) Season Premiere: Baby bunnies, piglets and hedgehogs flop around being, you guessed it, too cute!
Saturday Night Live (NBC/CW30, Saturday) In unrelated cute news, Justin Bieber hosts SNL, with musical guest Justin Bieber.
Also new Saturday:
American Ninja Warrior (NBC); Cops (Fox); Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Green Lantern, Young Justice (Cartoon Network); Pit Boss (Animal Planet); Ripper Street, Graham Norton Show (BBC America); Oddities (Science)
The Grammy Awards (CBS, Sunday) Featuring all of the singers from all of the other awards show, but this one is hosted by LL Cool J, star of NCIS: Tarzana. Hey, he’s already on the CBS payroll …
Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome (Syfy, Sunday) Movie: Read about it in True TV (Item 3).
Bar Rescue (Spike, Sunday) Season Premiere: Read about it in True TV (Item 4).
The Walking Dead (AMC, Sunday) Winter Premiere: Read about it in True TV (Item 5), then come to Brewvies Cinema Pub (677 S. 200 West; 21+) at 7 p.m. to watch it for free on the big screen, courtesy of Big Shiny Robot, True TV, City Weekly and Brewvies.
Also new Sunday:
Once Upon a Time, Revenge, (ABC); The Cleveland Show, The Simpsons, Bob’s Burgers, Family Guy, American Dad (Fox); Talking Dead (AMC); Iron Chef America (Food Network); Shahs of Sunset, The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo); Gator Boys, Finding Bigfoot (Animal Planet); Robot Chicken (Adult Swim); Girls, Enlightened (HBO); Shameless, House of Lies, Californication (Showtime)