What’s new on the bleat box tonight:
The Real World (MTV) Season Premiere: That’s Season 27 (!) premiere, kids. ---This time ‘round, it’s set on the “remote” island of St. Thomas, because that’s where Real People hang out.
Final Witness (ABC) Series Debut: This new WT Fuck reenactment show examines murder cases from the victim’s point of view. Thanks for the light summer fare, ABC!
Also new tonight:
Dogs in the City (CBS); So You Think You Can Dance (Fox); America’s Got (No) Talent (NBC); Melissa & Joey (ABC Family); Cajun Pawn Stars (History); Haunted Collector, School Spirits (Syfy); Inside Men (BBC America); The Exes, Soul Man (TV Land); Dallas (TNT); Futurama (Comedy Central); Royal Pains, Necessary Roughness (USA); The Soup (E!)