Burn Notice (USA) Season Premiere: The sixth season of Yelling In Sunglasses aka Burn Notice is promising to be a game-changer, whole new ballgame, all the usual game analogies: Fiona’s in prison, and vein-bulging Michael will stop at nothing to get her out—well, ---after he tracks down bad guy Anson (Jere Burns), who looks a hell of a lot like bad guy Wynn from Justified. All that really matters here? Bruce Campbell is still gainfully employed.
Suits (USA) Season Premiere: How many lawyer shows does cable need in the summer? Just as many as regular TV does the rest of the year—shut it.
The Pauly D Project (MTV) Season Finale: Already? Time flies when you couldn’t give a flying fuck about Pauly D.
Also new tonight:
Breaking Pointe (The CW); Take Me Out, The Choice (Fox); Rock Center With Brian Williams (NBC); The First 48, Cajun Justice (A&E); Don’t Be Tardy For the Wedding, Kathy (Bravo); Mountain Men (History); It’s Me or the Dog (Animal Planet); 7 Days of Sex, The Conversation With Amanda de Cadenet (Lifetime); Ridiculousness (MTV); Men at Work (TBS); Eagleheart (Adult Swim)