What’s new on the cranial sucker this weekend:
Best Friends Forever (NBC, tonight) 1-Hour Series Finale: Read all about it in True TV (Item 2).
Magic City (Starz, tonight) Season Finale: Read all about it in True TV (Item 3).
The Ultimate Fighter (FX, tonight) Season Finale: Who will be the Ultimate-est? Let’s say it’s Spike for dumping this sports franchise but (wisely) keeping Impact Wrestling. ---
Whale Wars (Animal Planet, tonight) Season Premiere: Whales fight to the death in an underwater steel cage … right? Who will be the Ultimate Whale? Between Moby-Dick and Fudgie, I’m going with Fudgie.
Also new tonight:
Phineas & Ferb (Disney); America’s Most Wanted, Coming Home (Lifetime); The Half Hour (Comedy Central); Fairly Legal, Common Law (USA); The Ricky Gervais Show (HBO)
How to Be a Gentleman (CBS); Imaginary Friend (Lifetime); Bill Bellamy: Crazy Sexy Dirty (Comedy Central); Dog the Bounty Hunter, Flipped Off (A&E); Tanked (Animal Planet); Graham Norton Show, The Thick of It, Katy Brand’s Big-Ass Show (BBC America)
The Glades, Longmire (A&E, Sunday) Season Premiere, Series Debut: Read all about ‘em in True TV (Item 4).
Game of Thrones (HBO, Sunday) Season Finale: How the hell are they going to top last week’s epic “Blackwater” episode? Good luck with that, Hobbits.
Mad Men (AMC, Sunday) Next-to-Last Episode: Here’s this week’s ever-so-helpful preview from AMC: “Don follows an unexpected lead; Sally goes out.” Come to Brewvies Cinema Pub (677 S. 200 West; 21+) to watch whatever this may be unfold on the big screen for free at 8 p.m. Drive your new Jaguar.
Also new Sunday:
Secret Millionaire, Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition (ABC); Adele: Live in London, Miss USA Pageant (NBC); Drop Dead Diva (Lifetime); 2012 MTV Movie Awards, Teen Wolf (MTV); Mythbusters (Discovery); Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Mrs. Eastwood & Company (E!); Sister Wives (TLC); The Real Housewives of Atlanta (Bravo); Wilson-Phillips: Still Holding On (TV Guide); The Killing, The Pitch (AMC); Army Wives, The Client List (Lifetime); Loiter Squad, Metalocalypse (Adult Swim); Veep, Girls (HBO); Nurse Jackie, The Big C, The Borgias (Showtime)