What’s new on the idiot projector tonight:
House (Fox) Series Finale: Following a one-hour series retrospective/ navel-gaze about eight seasons, the series finale of House (ominously titled “Everybody Dies”) ---finds Dr. Cranky treating a drug addict who—wait for it—forces him to face his own demons (no, Cuddy ain’t among them).
Teen Wolf: Origins (MTV) Special: If you somehow missed the first season of MTV’s serious (and seriously stoopid) remake of Teen Wolf, good news: Here are all the highlights from Season 1! Season 2 arrives June 3, looking something like this:
Also new tonight:
Dancing With the Stars, The Bachelorette (ABC); Clash of the Commercials (CBS); America’s Got (No) Talent, American Ninja Warrior (NBC); The Secret Life of the American Teenager (ABC Family); American Pickers, Pawn Stars (History); Basketball Wives, Storytellers: Jill Scott (VH1); Ridiculousness, Money From Strangers (MTV); Bethanny Ever After (Bravo); Outlaw Empires (Discovery); Top Gear (BBC America); Eureka, Lost Girl (Syfy)