Total Blackout (Syfy) Series Debut: Sadly, it’s not about drunk coeds, but fraidy-cats fumbling around in the dark and touching icky things—like host Jaleel “Erkel” White. ---This is an actual show that will go on for several weeks, and probably even picked up for a second season. Another victory for quality programming, bravo! … I mean, Syfy!
South Park (Comedy Central) Spring Finale: The episode is titled “Cartman Finds Love,” and it’s with a new girl in school. (Families are still moving to South Park? Don’t they have cable?) As always, this should end well.
Also new tonight:
Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23, Revenge (ABC); Survivor: One World (CBS); Betty White’s Off Their Rockers, Best Friends Forever, Rock Center With Brian Williams, Law & Order: SVU (NBC), American Idol (Fox); America's Next Top Model: British Invasion (The CW); Dog the Bounty Hunter, Duck Dynasty (A&E); Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC); Ghost Hunters (Syfy); Whitechapel (BBC America); Hot in Cleveland, Happily Divorced (TV Land); Ugly Americans (Comedy Central); The Soup (E!)