What’s new on the tube tonight:
Revenge (ABC) Return: How long has this been off? Since February? Jesus. Revenge is making up for lost time with a drama-amped episode full of backstabbing, face-slapping, mattress-smacking, ---and Emily VanCamp and Madeline Stowe OVERACTING! THEIR! ASSES! OFF! Best primetime soap opera in years—don’t even bother with the Dallas remake, TNT.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (NBC) Chloe Sevigny Alert: In her first TV role since the demise of Big Love, Chloe Sevigny guests as a woman who’s attacked and abducted from her home as her husband looks on helplessly via Skype—but is she really a victim, or the villain? Even if Ice-T doesn’t know the answer to that, the rest of us do. There’s also a few Sevigny-in-lingerie scenes … you’ve been warned.
Also new tonight:
The Middle, Suburgatory, Modern Family, Don’t Trust the B in Apt. 23 (ABC); Survivor: One World (CBS); Betty White’s Off Their Rockers, Best Friends Forever, Rock Center With Brian Williams (NBC), American Idol (Fox); America's Next Top Model: British Invasion (The CW); Dog the Bounty Hunter, Duck Dynasty (A&E); Toddlers & Tiaras (TLC); Moonshiners (Discovery); Ghost Hunters, Monster Man (Syfy); Whitechapel (BBC America); Hot in Cleveland, Happily Divorced (TV Land); South Park, Ugly Americans (Comedy Central); The Soup (E!)