Dear GYA, We were hanging out with our boss Bernie at his Hampton beach house this weekend and something really awful happened. Long story short, it looks like we’re dragging this stiff around for a couple of days. Any suggestions? – Larry and Richard, insurance agents, Park City---
Well, guys, if that were me I would just throw some sunglasses on him and keep the party going. But since you’re in Park City, you should go cheer on the skiers and snowboarders this Saturday at the SLUG Games. This after-dark competition starts at 4 p.m. and will feature some of the nation’s elite brah brahs as they shred up the 3 Kings Terrain Park located at Park City Resort.
Maybe after that you should drag him over to Bar Deluxe to see the 10th member of the Wu-Tang Clan Cappadonna. As part of the Black Cloud Tour, he’s teamed with Army of Pharaohs emcee King Magnetic for what will certainly be a night full of bass- dripped hip-hop.
If that doesn’t sound like Bernie’s thing, then head over to the free screening of The Walking Dead at Brewvies on Sunday. It’s a congregation of beer-drinking zombie lovers who don’t own a TV. Show starts at 7 p.m., but show up early if you want a seat. This is one of Brewvies' biggest nights.
Other happenings that your boss may enjoy:
-College Bash: Mardi Gras Edition on Saturday at The Complex
-Georges Rouault: Circus of the Shooting Star on Saturday at the Utah Museum of Fine Art
-Umphrey's McGee on Saturday at The Depot
-Karaoke Swilldown on Sunday at Burt's Tiki Lounge
For a complete list of everything going down this weekend, click right here!
Wolf is also the author of City Weekly's Secret Handshake, which you can read right here.