First of all, don't ask me what the hell I was doing in Michaels--I was just there, OK? The second-to-last person you'd expect to run into in a Sugar House arts & crafts store would be ... Ace of Cakes' Duff Goldman? ---
Yes, there's a line of Duff Goldman/Charm City Cakes (boutique-ly called "Duff") fondant, spatulas and other assorted cake-decorating gear available in Michaels stores now, all adorned with Duff's smiling mug and signature. It probably won't turn you into an instant cake artiste, but maybe Geoff has an 800 number for emergency house calls when you create a Duff disaster--you know, just like on the TV show.