You'd be amazed -- or, perhaps you wouldn't be -- at the detritus that finds its way to my inbox from PR and marketing types. But this, my friends, takes the proverbial cake. ---Apparently, I'm supposed to give a rat's ass that an author named Gina Meyers has a new cookbook: Love at First Bite: The Unofficial Twilight Cookbook. This, as opposed to the official Twilight cookbook?
Wolf pack waffles, Vampire venom punch, Edward's Cornflake chicken, Harry's famous fish fry... you get the idea. And to think, perfectly good trees gave their lives for this.